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The old man
February 17, 2013
4:11 pm
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February 3, 2013

A ninety-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong.
Through his tears the old man answers, "I'm just so in love with my twenty-five-year-old wife."
"What's wrong with that?" asks the young man.
Between the sobs and sniffles, he answers, "You can't understand. Every morning before she goes to work, she cooks me breakfast and kisses me and tells me she loves me … at lunchtime she comes home and embraces me warmly, and then she makes my favorite meal. In the afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home with ice cream, the best an old man could want. And then after a gourmet supper, she gives me a warm bath, and cuddles up with me all night."
He breaks down, no longer able to speak.
The young man puts his arm around him. "Oh, I think I see – I bet you just found out she's with you for your money?"
"No," the old man answers through his sobbing and tears, "I forgot where I live."

February 17, 2013
4:54 pm
Singular Perpous
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February 18, 2013
10:05 pm
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February 2, 2013

… thats a plan

May 24, 2013
10:22 pm
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May 24, 2013

Riddick said

… thats a plan

reckon you could get a 25yr old do you?

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